Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella: Rain Prepare To Be Defeated
Thinkgeek says “this is the umbrella that you never knew you always wanted” and boy are they right. I’m ecstatic that this exists but am dumbfounded as to why I or nobody else thought of this sooner. Everytime I break out my umbrella I hold it up to my face and visualize I’m some sorta suave samurai when I push that little extendar button and keep a stone cold, badass face while it pops up and does its thing. Hey you can make fun of me all you want but you know you’ve done it too. For an affordable $29.99 you get a standard but sturdy 41″ umbrella with a samurai sword handle……NUFF SAID!
Lavod: Bike Speaker Plays Mp3s From Your Handlebars
Heres a cool gadget for you bike enthusists. Meet Lavod, A complete, digital sound system that can be mounted to the handle bars of your bicycle. The Lavod Bikeman LFB-615 clips onto a sturdy mount on your bike, and lets you play your favorite digital tunes through its built in amp and directional speaker. Designed specifically for bike riders, the tubular sound system directs music right at your ears, and does away with the dangers of wearing headphones when biking.
Mag Fire an Essentiall Tool For Surviving The Zombie Apocalypes
Sure the chainsaw, shotgun and trusty axe are items every zombie killer needs to survive but what about basic survival like keeping warm and cooking your food? Oh you’ve got some matches you say. Well what if they get wet? They’re strike anywhere, right. Well what happens when they are all gone? See, thats why you should have thought ahead and picked up Mag Fire from the Gadget Shop. It can be pouring rain, blowing a gale, or below zero and you can get a fire going - thanks to Mag Fire
Pimp Your Bike With LED Wheels by MonkeyLectric (Groovy)
If you want to be a safer rider, add some spice to boring boring commute and or just need attention then Monkelectric has the product for you.
The MonkeyLectric light is a revolutionary bike light that keeps you visible.
It features 32 of the brightest full color LEDs available with a synthesizer that will
generate thousands of patterns and colors.
Metal Detector Sandals: Genius or Stupid, You Decide
I’ve always been attracted to the idea of using a metal detector to find lost treasures but I never bought one for fear of looking ridiculous. (Of course my fat ass on the beach is an eye sore in itself). Looks like our friends at hammacher.com have come up with a more inconspicuous detector. Its debatable whether this footwear is inappropriate or a tool for the lazy but I for one think this is a brilliant idea. The anklet pack vibrates, flashes or buzzes when you walk over something metal, up to 2 feet below the surface. ($60.00 price tag)
Fish ‘n Flush: A New Take on Flushing the Fish
For the first time ever I have finally found a new interpretation for “it’s a floater!” I always thought of see through toilet seats as being extremely interesting but now, this just brings it to a whole new level. The Fish n’ Flush is a 2.2 gallon fish tank that becomes part of your toilet. Salt water or fresh water can be used so the varites of fish are endless, although smaller fish are the recommended size. Your guests will now find any reason possible to use your bathroom and you will probably spend more time in there yourself.
It will now be ok to use bathroom talk at the dinner table! After all, fish in the toilet is an interesting conversation piece!
